Friday, September 19, 2008

it's a gift

Wanna know how to make a really big mess in less than a second? Okay....maybe one full second, but no more, I guarantee.

Load your arms up with full pop cans...probably more than is wise...and walk over to the fridge. Let one slip and drop on the floor, but do it in such a way that it's kind of spinning when it hits. It's very important that it lands correctly...just on the join of the top and the side....because this is the effect you're going for.Now you want to be standing as close to any furniture or appliances as possible. Make sure cupboard and closet doors are open. Appropriate footwear is crucial. Crocs are best, because they can be washed in the sink, no problem, but for extra effect they should be the ones with holes in them.

I have never seen so much sticky, spinning splatter cover so much area so quickly....up the walls and everything. Up my pantlegs....inside my shoes. Yeesh almighty.

And most amazing of all.....there was still a mouthful of pop left in the can!


Carol Browne said...

I hope the kitties didn't get splattered with pop! What a pain to clean that all up, too.

Denise E said...

Ha ha ha ha ha. I can picture the whole mess. You'll be finding pop splatters for a long time that you missed. Did you check the ceiling?

Endako Jo said...

No sticky cats to be found, but it did scare the bejeebers out of Xena. I was so annoyed I had to stand there for a minute and convince myself that "yes" I had really just done that. Then cursed and muttered while I washed and rinsed and rinsed and rinsed. Good point about the ceiling. There's probably some there, too.