I got me a job

Art's brother runs the local dump and he has asked me to help him for the next couple of months while the government turns it into a transfer station. I think it'll be fun. He's going to teach me to run all the heavy equipment...mashers and excavators and the like. Wahooo! Can't you just see me? Who'da thunk. All these years as a computer geekoid Systems Analyst and now I'm workin' at the dump. I guess I can give myself some clever title, like Sanitary Engineer or Landfill Technician. The money'll come in handy and like Sara always says "you can do anything for 2 months".